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Haley Joel Osment

Beary Barrington (voice)

Diedrich Bader

Officer Cheets / Ted Bedderhead (voice)

Candy Ford

Trixie St. Claire (voice)

James Gammon

Big Al (voice)

Brad Garrett

Fred Bedderhead (voice)

Toby Huss

Tennessee O'Neal (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Henry Dixon Taylor (voice)

Stephen Root

Zeb Zoober (voice)

Christopher Walken

Reed Thimple

Stephen Tobolowsky

Norbert Barrington

Daryl Mitchell

Officer Hamm

M.C. Gainey

Roadie

Alex Rocco

Rip Holland

Meagen Fay

Mrs. Barrington

Jennifer Paige

Waitress