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Wilfrid Brambell

Albert Steptoe

Harry H. Corbett

Harold Kitchener Steptoe

Carolyn Seymour

Zita

Arthur Howard

Vicar

Victor Maddern

Chauffeur

Fred Griffiths

Barman

Joan Heath

Zita's Mother

Fred McNaughton

Zita's Father

Lon Satton

Pianist

Patrick Fyffe

Arthur (Perri St Claire)

Patsy Smart

Mrs Hobbs

Mike Reid

Compere

Alec Mango

Hotel Doctor

Michael Da Costa

Hotel Manager

Enys Box

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